x-posted, but just a little.
Considering how many jokes/conversations center around Rorschach's hygiene, I found this unintentionally hilarious:
It's RORSCHACH SOAP. That's actually it's name. If you use this soap while wearing the thong with his name on it, Rorschach will actually come into being just long enough to rip out your lungs and raid your cabinets, before returning from whence he came.